It’s amazing how many people get peasant and pheasant mixed up

It’s amazing how many people get peasant and pheasant mixed up.

I was very clear with what I wanted but the chef still grilled a bird for me!

Customer had a pheasant stuck in the grill of their truck, took it to the shop for removal...

It was an unpheasant task

Prince Harry will skip the royal family's annual pheasant shoot due to his wife Meghan's love of animals.

Said the Queen, "You misunderstood, we're shooting peasants."

Kentucky Three-Kick.

A man is out pheasant hunting and finds a trespasser hunting on his land. The trespasser has just shot a pheasant. After some heated discussion, the landowner says, "I'll tell you what. Let's play Kentucky Three-Kick. If you win, you keep the bird". The trespasser asks. "What is Kentucky Three-Kick... read more

What do you get when you mix a bird with a blender?.

Shredded tweet.

Why did the pastry chef poison his pet parakeets?.

He was trying to kill 2 birds with 1 scone.

My wife wouldn't stop nagging me about not helping cook the chicken on the grill.

So I angrily got up and flipped the bird