Did you hear about the burger cook who took a dump on the grill?

Did you hear about the burger cook who took a dump on the grill?.

He totally flipped his shit.

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Poop Patties.

Poop Patties.

What did the fry cook do when he found out they were making the burger patties with feces?He flipped a shit.

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My wife wouldn't stop nagging me about not helping cook the chicken on the grill.

My wife wouldn't stop nagging me about not helping cook the chicken on the grill.

So I angrily got up and flipped the bird

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What does cooking burgers and wives have in common?.

What does cooking burgers and wives have in common?.

When the blood starts oozing out you flip them over to the brown side.

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We had hot dogs and burgers on the grill last night.

We had hot dogs and burgers on the grill last night.

Me: Left my buns there.

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A dad Manning the grill at a backyard bbq. Son approaches...

A dad Manning the grill at a backyard bbq. Son approaches...

Son: Dad? Can you make me a burger?

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While on vacation, my wife and I stopped for lunch at a diner.

While on vacation, my wife and I stopped for lunch at a diner. We sat at the counter, right next to the grill. The cook was a young man who was very busy flipping pancakes. Every so often, he would stop and hit the grill with the handle of the spatula. Finally I asked him facetiously, Does that improve the taste of the pancakes? No, he replied. That keeps the handle from falling off.

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