I wanted to grill something good for watching today's horse race.
But my butcher didn't have any Belmont steaks
My butcher said he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf because the steaks were too high.
My grilling picnic that evening was a disaster... there were a lot of missed steaks.
Went to his local butcher. He asked the butcher for a steak. The butcher asked "what is your favourite cut?", David replied, "the public sector".
A butcher is found dead, crushed under a side of beef.
I guess for that butcher, the steaks were just too high.
My Dad's favorite sports are horse racing, bike racing, and women...
... basically anything where you can put a leg over something and ride it.
Grill-Masters and Vampire Hunters Agree.
Garlic Is Good On Steaks.
The only problem with a grill that's low to the ground.
The steaks couldn't be higher?