Why are cows scared of cars?

Why are cows scared of cars?.

They're afraid they might end up on the grill.

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Why don't Baptists have sex standing up?.

Why don't Baptists have sex standing up?.

They're afraid it might look like they're dancing.

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Why don't chickens own telephones?.

Why don't chickens own telephones?.

They're afraid someone might wring them.

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Mad Cow Disease.

Mad Cow Disease.

There are two cows out in the pasture, watching as the farmer takes a prize bull behind the barn to shoot it.

The first cow looks at the second one and says "Can't believe Joe came down with mad cow disease. Are you scared we might get it too?"

The second cow looks at the first cow with a puzzled look and says "Why should I be scared? We're ducks."

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According to the Southern Baptist Convention... couples are forbidden to have sex while standing up.

According to the Southern Baptist Convention... couples are forbidden to have sex while standing up.

They're afraid it might lead to dancing.

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Invest in grills!.

Invest in grills!.

They're hot steakholders!

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Americans should be afraid of refugees.

Americans should be afraid of refugees.

...because one of them might end up doing a mass shooting. Just to fit in.

ps. It's a Frankie Boyle joke.

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