A hungry boy arrives home from school in Venezuela

A hungry boy arrives home from school in Venezuela.

He says: "Mom, what do we have for lunch"?She answers "Nothing, my son, nothing".The boy turns his head and suspiciously stares at their pet parrot, and says: "Mom, what about some cooked parrot with rice?"She answers: "We don't have rice, my son"."Can't we eat the pa... read more

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A hungry boy arrives home from school in Venezuela.

A hungry boy arrives home from school in Venezuela.

rrot with some carrots or potatoes?", he asks.

"Son, we don't have any carrots or potatoes", she answers.

"Mom, what about some roasted parrot?", he said.

"We don't have any cooking gas", she answers.

"What about some parrot wings, fried on the electric grill?", the boy inquires.

"We can't. We don't have electricity", she replied.

The parrot then turns to them, spreads his wings and shouts "HOLY FUCK, LONG LIVE MADURO!".

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What is the plural form of rice.

What is the plural form of rice.

Answer: Extra rice

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The parrot and the KGB.

The parrot and the KGB.

and knock on his door.

KGB agents: Hi, do you own a parrot?

Man: Yes I do.

KGB agents: Could we see it?

Man: Certainly, please come in.

They walk in and follow the man to the kitchen. He takes his parrot out of the freezer. The parrot is shivering but still alive.

The startled KGB agents ask: Parrot, what are your views on communism and the Soviet Union?

The parrot answers: Long live the Soviet Union, long live the Communist Party!

The KGB agents do not quite know what to make of the fact that the man kept the parrot in the freezer, but since it says nothing controversial they decide to leave it at that.

Once they're gone, the man turns to his parrot and says: Now that you know what the gulag feels like, will you keep your damn mouth shut?

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The thief was cracking the safe...

The thief was cracking the safe...

in a warehouse. Suddenly, a parrot in the rafters squawked "Hey! What'cha doin' down there?"

The thief waited a bit, but nothing else happened, so he went back to work on the safe. Occasionally, the parrot would repeat his question.

After 15 minutes or so, he feels hot air on his ear. He looks over to see a huge Rottweiler sitting next to him, panting. He waits a few minutes, but the dog does nothing. After working on the safe a while longer, he feels hot air on his other ear. Yep, there's a Rottweiler on that side, too, but the dog does nothing. All the while, the parrot says "Hey! What'cha doing down there?"

Feeling brave, the thief asks "Can't you say anything else?" to the parrot.

The parrot answers "Yeah! Sic 'em, boys!"

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Late one night a burglar broke into a house and while he was sneaking around he heard a voice say, "Jesús is watching you."

Late one night a burglar broke into a house and while he was sneaking around he heard a voice say, "Jesús is watching you." He looked around and saw nothing. He kept on creeping and again heard, "Jesús is watching you." In a dark corner, he saw a cage with a parrot inside. The burglar asked the parrot, "Was it you who said Jesús is watching me" The parrot replied, "Yes." Relieved, the burglar asked, "What is your name?" The parrot said, "Clarence." The burglar said, "That's a stupid name for a parrot. What idiot named you Clarence?" The parrot answered, "The same idiot that named the rottweiler Jesús."

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By the end of the day, we are all human beans.

By the end of the day, we are all human beans.

and together we will rice.

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