My favorite Lent joke (as told to me by an Episcopal reverend)
My favorite Lent joke (as told to me by an Episcopal reverend).
A Protestant moves into a Catholic neighborhood. It's a pretty open-minded and welcoming community, and everyone gets along great.The first time an issue presents itself is when Lent rolls around. During Lent, the Catholics in the neighborhood all swear off red meat. Every day at lunch, h... read more
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John Smith was the only Protestant to move into the large Catholic neighborhood.
John Smith was the only Protestant to move into the large Catholic neighborhood.
On the first Friday of Lent, John was outside grilling a big juicy steak on his grill. Meanwhile all of his neighbors were eating cold tuna fish for supper. This went on each Friday during Lent.On the last Friday of Lent the neighborhood men got together and decided that something just HAD... read more
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Catholic, Protestant and Jew debate.
Catholic, Protestant and Jew debate.
The Catholic argues that life begins at conception; the protestant claims that life begins at birth. The Jew states that life begins when the kids move out and the dog dies.
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