My favorite Lent joke (as told to me by an Episcopal reverend)

My favorite Lent joke (as told to me by an Episcopal reverend).

A Protestant moves into a Catholic neighborhood. It's a pretty open-minded and welcoming community, and everyone gets along great.The first time an issue presents itself is when Lent rolls around. During Lent, the Catholics in the neighborhood all swear off red meat. Every day at lunch, h... read more

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