Taxidermist

Taxidermist.

A taxidermist was traveling for a job in a rural area, and stopped off for a meal at a local bar and grill. After entering all eyes were on him, and he felt quite uncomfortable so he hurried to the bar to place an order to go, when he turned around he was surrounded with hillbillies glaring. The lea... read more

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A Guy Walks Into a Hillbilly Bar and orders a white wine.The bartender says, “You ain’t from around here, are ya?”The guy says, “No, I’m from Canada. I’m a taxidermist.”The barkeep asks, “what in tarnation is a taxidermist? You drive a taxi?”“No. I mount animals,” the... read more

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The bartender asks, "A taxidermist... now just what th' hell is a taxidermist?"

The guy says, "I mount animals."

The bartender grins and shouts out to the whole bar, "It's okay boys, he's one of us!"

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A man walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a cosmopolitan. The bartender looks at the man and says, "You're not from 'round here are ya?"

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"I'm a taxidermist," says the man. The bartender looks bewildered, so the man explains, "I mount dead animals."

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A retiring obstetrician takes the bag of foreskins he collected during his career to a taxidermist.

A retiring obstetrician takes the bag of foreskins he collected during his career to a taxidermist.

The taxidermist looks at the thousands of dried up bits of skin and then looks quizzically at the obstetrician -- who says "I don't know, just make something nice with them."

A couple months later, the taxidermist calls to say that the souvenir of the obstetrician's career is ready. When the OB gets there, the taxidermist hands him a *wallet*! It is beautifully made, with thousands of tiny stitches, but it's *disappointingly small*.

OB: What? I gave you thousands of foreskins! That's it?

The taxidermist grins and says "When you rub it, it turns into a suitcase!"

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