In a very large commercial building there were three stores owned and run by three different businessmen

In a very large commercial building there were three stores owned and run by three different businessmen.

The businessman who had his store at one end of the building put up a sign that read "Year End Clearance Sale".At the far end of the building, not to be outdone, the other businessman put up a sign that read "Closing Out Sale".The businessman who ran the store in the middle got nervo... read more

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In a very large commercial building there were three stores owned and run by three different businessmen.

In a very large commercial building there were three stores owned and run by three different businessmen.

The businessman who had his store at one end of the building put up a sign that read "Year End Clearance Sale".

At the far end of the building, not to be outdone, the other businessman put up a sign that read "Closing Out Sale".

The businessman who ran the store in the middle got nervous. He was afraid that his business would certainly be hurt due to the two big signs put up by his competitors.

After grilling his mind for a bit he goes and puts up a sign flashing "Main Entrance"

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What do you call a clearance sale of laxatives?.

What do you call a clearance sale of laxatives?.

A liquidation.

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A young boy applied for a job at a store...

A young boy applied for a job at a store...

The store manager said: “We are looking for somebody with sales experience but we’re having a holiday sale tomorrow and you can give it a try.”At the end of the day the manager checked the day sales and was shocked, the boy had sold $79,083.25 worth of merchandise.He asked the boy ho... read more

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A woman sees a sale sign that says "Tampons: 3 boxes for $5".

A woman sees a sale sign that says "Tampons: 3 boxes for $5".

Wanting to take advantage of the deal, she goes into the store. The sales attendant immediately comes up to her and asks if he can help her, she says, "Yes, I saw a sign outside that said you have a sale going for tampons, are they really just $5 for three whole boxes?

The sales attendant replies," Yes ma'am, they're three boxes for $5, and there are no strings attached."

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So I walks into a guitar shop having a clearance sale.

So I walks into a guitar shop having a clearance sale.

I was fretting when I saw most of the stock had sold out. Luckily the owner pulled some strings for me!

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The big sale.

The big sale.

It was the day of the big sale. Rumors of the sale (and some advertising in the local paper)were the main reason for the long line that formed by 8:30, the store's opening time, in front of the store.

A small man pushed his way to the front of the line, only to be pushed back, amid loud and colorful curses. On the man's second attempt, he was punched square in the jaw, and knocked around a bit, and then thrown to the end of the line again. As he got up the second time, he said to the person at the end of the line...

"That does it! If they hit me one more time, I won't open the store!"

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