What is the biggest waste of money?.
A 2020 planner
You know what was the biggest waste of money in 2020?.
I renewed my passport
A 700kg man has wasted his whole life untying knots.
He is the world's biggest looser
The funeral planner died.
They weren't quite sure what to do with him.
What's the biggest advantage of being a smoker?.
Not having to set aside money for your old age.
Everyone thinks the same thing when buying Drano.
What a waste of money! That's $5 down the drain...
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What does an event planner say to pick a girl up?.
"You are in my To-Do list"