A man who breaks the world record for longest survived coma is rewarded with

What did the man get for losing the most amount of muscle?.

Atrophy

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What do you get when you break the world record for “not moving for the longest amount of time”?.

What do you get when you break the world record for “not moving for the longest amount of time”?.

A certificate and atrophy.

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What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?.

What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?.

Atrophy.

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Today I won the National Laziness Championship!.

Today I won the National Laziness Championship!.

What did you win?Atrophy

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A man was riding his dirt bike one day and has a wreck goes to the emergency room. The doctor says "you torn most of the muscles in your groin so we wanted to get your okay to try a new procedure to replace the muscles in your groin with muscles from an elephants trunk." So he gets the procedure and... read more

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Did you hear about Nursing Home Sports League.

Did you hear about Nursing Home Sports League.

Everyone gets atrophy at the end of the season.

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Did you hear about the kid who won the ALS competition?.

Did you hear about the kid who won the ALS competition?.

He won atrophy for first place.

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