A guy walks into a bar in one morning, and goes up to the bar tender. "Do you guys have golden toilets?" he asks

A guy walks into a bar in one morning, and goes up to the bar tender. "Do you guys have golden toilets?" he asks.

"What? Golden toilets? What are you talking about?""Look, last night I got pretty wasted but the one thing I can remember is peeing in a golden toilet."Bartender says "OK, first, no we don't have golden toilets. Secondly, HEY MORTY, I FOUND THE GUY THAT PISSED IN YOUR TUBA!"

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th a magical golden toilet. He proceeds to drop a deuce and a half, clean himself off, and calls it a night.

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He comes back the third night, drunk, gets up for the bathroom only to find the magical golden toilet is no longer there. He stumbles back to the bar to ask the bartender what happened to it.

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The man walked into another bar,”Excuse me, you don’t happen to have a golden toilet here, do you?” said Dugly.

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