I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner

I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.

I took out my wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked,"If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?" "No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied. "Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" I asked. "No, I don't ... read more

A particularly dirty shabby looking woman asks for couple of dollars.

A woman was walking down the street when she was

accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking

homeless woman who asked her for a couple of dollars for dinner.

The woman took out her wallet, extracted ten dollars

and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy

some wine with it instead of dinner?"

"No," I had to stop drinking years ago, the homeless

woman replied.

"Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying

food?" the woman asked.

"No," I don't waste time shopping, the homeless woman

said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay

alive."

"Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of

food?" the woman asked.

"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless woman. "I haven't

had my hair done in 20 years!"

"Well," said the woman, I'm not going to give you the

money. Instead, I'm going t o take you out for dinner

with my husband and myself

tonight.

The homeless Woman was astounded. "Won't your husband

be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty,

and I probably smell pretty disgusting."

The woman replied, "That's okay. It's important for

him to see what a woman looks like after she has given

up shopping, hair appointments and wine.

A true story for married men.

True story for my married buds!I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.I took out my wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked,"If I give you this money, will you buy some ... read more

A homeless and one million dollars.

(to a homeless)\--What will you do if you are given one million dollars?\--Oh, I will pay the collectors.\--And the rest?\--And the rest of the collectors will have to wait.

If I had a dollar for every homeless person I gave money to.

I’d be making 99 cents per homeless person I found

If I had a Dollar,.

If I had a dollar for every time a homeless person asked for change, I would still pretend to have not heard them.

A man goes to buy a Ferrari...

but he was short of $1.

He saw a homeless man and said "Can you give me a dollar, I have to buy a Ferrari."

The homeless man gave him two dollars and said "Get one for me too."