Three nurses working in a morgue discover a dead body with a hard on

Three nurses working in a morgue discover a dead body with a hard on.

The first nurse says, "Damn, can't let that go to waste," and rides him.The second nurse does the same.The third nurse hesitates and explains that she's on her period, but still rides him. Then the man sits up. The three nurses apologize profusely and say that they th... read more

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Three nurses working in a morgue discover a dead body with a hard on.

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ought he was dead.

The man replies, "I was, but after two jump starts and a blood transfusion, I feel fuckin great!"

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A doctor from the morgue calls the local dealership: "How many motorcycles did you sell today?" "Four."

A doctor from the morgue calls the local dealership: "How many motorcycles did you sell today?" "Four.".

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A guy gets hit by a car.

A guy gets hit by a car.

He wakes up in the hospital with the nurse right next to him.The guy asks if he'll be ok, and the nurse replies with yes.The nurse asks "You'll need to pay for your stay here, which comes to about 20 grand. Do you have enough money?"The guy replies "No, unfortunately, money is tight for me."... read more

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4 horny nurses were tending to a dying patient...

4 horny nurses were tending to a dying patient...

. They eyed the dead body, which was now naked, and the man's 10 inch penis is perfect view. The first nurse could not take it anymore, and went and proceeded to ride the hell out of the man.

The second nurse then broke as well. She also sat on the man's now erect cock and rode him.

The third nurse proceeded to do the exact same as the first two.

But the fourth nurse hesitated. "Go on ahead, now." said the first nurse. "It feels really good."

The fourth nurse replied "But I'm on my period..." Eventually, she caved in, and also had a blast.

10 minutes later, the man woke with a jolt and seemed to be fully aware of what had happened.

The first nurse spoke for the four and said, "Sorry, we thought you were dead."

Without skipping a beat, the man replied, "I was, but with 3 jump-starts and a blood transfusion, I feel better than ever!"

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A man is being released from a US hospital.

A man is being released from a US hospital.

oes not masturbate profusely every 2 hours, a blood clot would form and he would surely die.”

“Oh, I guess I can understand that.” Says the man. So they keep walking, and in the next room he finds a male patient receiving a blow job from a nurse. So the man turns to the nurse escorting him and proclaims, “Ok, now you have some explaining to do.” The nurse shrugs, and then replies, “Same problem, better healthcare.”

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A man is declared dead in the emergency room with 3 nurses present.

A man is declared dead in the emergency room with 3 nurses present.

Noticing he has a hardon, the first nurse says:"I wouldn't want it to go to waste", and rides him. The second nurse agrees, and does the same.The third nurse says she's on her period, but that a little blood won't do anything.After they're all done, the man suddenly wakes up, feelin... read more

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