A night out with 1$ [NSFW ?]

A night out with 1$ [NSFW ?].

Two men only have a dollar for their night out and they want to get wasted.So they go into a night shop and buy a sausage. The first bar they go in they order 2 beers each. When they decide to leave, one takes out the sausage and places it between his legs. The other bends over and ... read more

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A night out with 1$ [NSFW ?]

A night out with 1$ [NSFW ?].

starts sucking on it. The barteneder forgetting that they had not payed yet thinks something else is going on so he kicks them out.

They repeat this for around 15 more bars and are hammered.

Then the first guy says "damn my back hurts from bending over so much!"

The second says "you think that's bad? I lost the sausage 7 bars ago"

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An Englishman and an Irishman go out drinking one night....

An Englishman and an Irishman go out drinking one night....

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George says, "what the fuck are you talking about Paddy? We're both skint!"

"Just do it yeh fanny!"

So George gets the drinks and the meal and they both down their drinks. Then paddy picks up one of the sausages and sticks it down his pants and through his zipper.

Paddy says to George, "now suck on this sausage"

"No fucking way!" Protests George.

"JUST DO IT YOU FANNY!"

So George sucks the sausage and the barman sees and shouts,

"Oi! get the fuck out of my pub right now!"

They hurry out the pub without paying, and burst out laughing as soon as they're out the door."

George says, "hold onto that sausage and we can hit every pub in town!"

A few hours go by and they go from pub to pub without paying for a single drink.

At the end of the night they're both crying laughing and George says to Paddy, "I cant believe that worked in every pub!"

Paddy says back, "I cant believe you didnt notice I left the sausage at the first one!"

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2 Men walk into a bar.

2 Men walk into a bar.

One man looks at the prices and says: "These beers are too pricey, With the money I have I can only buy one beer." The other gets an idea. So they buy a sausage and go back to the bar.

After a couple of bears one man puts the sausage in his pants and the other starts sucking it, the bartender kicks them out of the bar without them having to pay.

They do this all night and get kicked out of 7 bars, at the 8th bar one man says: "this sausage is getting sour" the other replies with "The sausage? I lost that thing at the third bar"

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Fire at Australian sausage factory (long).

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One dark night in the small town of Woopwoop, W.A, a fire started inside the local sausage factory. In a blink the building was engulfed in flames.The alarm went out to all the fire departments for miles around.When the first volunteer fire fighters appeared on the scene, the sausage com... read more

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(NSFW) The Tattoo.

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A guy gets home late one night and his wife says, "where the hell have you been?""I was out getting a tattoo.""A tattoo? What kind of tattoo did you get?""I got a hundred-dollar bill on my penis.""What the hell were you thinking? Why did you get a hundred-dollar bill ... read more

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Drinking for free.

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free. The old friend took out a large sausage from his bag and told the friend: If you pretend to suck my dick with this sausage we will be thrown out and they wont ask for our tab. The friend hesitated at first but went on with it and as the old friend said they got thrown out. After seeing how well this worked they decided to go to the next pub and repeated this deal.

After drinking all night in several pubs and getting completely drunk the old friend looked worried when it was time to pull the trick again.

Whats wrong? said the younger friend.

\- I lost the sausage after the second pub...

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