"A mind is a terrible thing to waste"

"A mind is a terrible thing to waste.".

A zombie trying to convince his son to finish his dinner.

Did you know that Rob Zombie is actually a cannibal and a terrible cook?.

I went to a dinner party at his house. The main course was more cumin than human.

Why couldn't the undead midget finish the zombie race?.

He was a little stiff

Everyone should stop giving zombies a hard time...

...they just want piece of mind.

How do you feed a zombie that your really disagree with?.

You give it a piece of your mind...

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?.

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

This is terrible, and I'd like to apologize in advance, but could anyone tell me why hipsters prefer corpses over zombies?.

Corpses are still underground.