I heard China recently banned plastic waste

I heard China recently banned plastic waste.

They better not let Kim Kardashian in this week.

What do you call plastic that’s wrapped in fabric?.

Kim Kardashian

When Kim Kardashian dies...

Will she be put in a grave or melted along with the rest of the plastic?

Why were the Kardashians banned from the beach?.

Because there is already too much plastic in the ocean

What do Sea Turtles and Kim Kardashians Ass have in common?.

They're both filled with Plastic.

I hope that when Kim Kardashian goes to the beach, she doesn't swim.

The last thing we need is more plastic in the ocean.

Has Kim Kardashian Broken The Internet?.

I'm not sure if Kim Kardashian has actually managed to 'break the internet', but she's certainly put a big crack in it!