A man was filling his car up while drinking beer and later crashed

A man was filling his car up while drinking beer and later crashed.

A forensic scientist, cop, and mechanic head to the wreck to determine the cause.*"He was poisoned!"* said the scientist.*"No! This was simply a case of drunk driving."* replied the cop.*"You're both wrong! He crashed because he filled the gas tank with booze."* exclaimed the... read more

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A man was filling his car up while drinking beer and later crashed.

A man was filling his car up while drinking beer and later crashed.

A forensic scientist, cop, and mechanic head to the wreck to determine the cause.

*"He was poisoned!"* said the scientist.

*"No! This was simply a case of drunk driving."* replied the cop.

*"You're both wrong! He crashed because he filled the gas tank with booze."* exclaimed the mechanic.

Suddenly, a voice echoed from behind them.

*"I'm the gas station owner and you're all half right. That wasted idiot drank pure gasoline while pouring beer into his car."*

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