A man who just won £100m on the lottery is being interviewed on TV news

A man who just won £100m on the lottery is being interviewed on TV news.

Interviewer : What are you planning to do with your winnings?Winner : I’m going to spend half of it on expensive sports cars, women of dubious morals, strong drink, drugs and gambling.Interviewer : And what will you do with the other half?Winner : I’ll probably just waste it.

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A man who just won £100m on the lottery is being interviewed on TV news.

A man who just won £100m on the lottery is being interviewed on TV news.

Interviewer : What are you planning to do with your winnings?

Winner : I'm going to spend half of it on expensive sports cars, women of dubious morals, strong drink, drugs and gambling.

Interviewer : And what will you do with the other half?

Winner : I'll probably just waste it.

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A lottery winner decides to fulfill his lifelong dream of owning a horse and goes to a high end stable.

A lottery winner decides to fulfill his lifelong dream of owning a horse and goes to a high end stable.

ds interesting. What about the one swimming in the lake over there?" the lottery winner says.

"Oh, him? That's a C horse."

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My wife likes to say marrying me was like winning the lottery...

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