Hey guys, I’m looking to hire a group of people to move toxic waste from a nearby nuclear reactor

Hey guys, I’m looking to hire a group of people to move toxic waste from a nearby nuclear reactor.

I’m not gonna pay anyone but I’m sure you’ll get plenty of exposure.

What’s a nuclear reactor’s favourite food?.

Fission chips!

Kid, are you a nuclear reactor?.

Because you're having a meltdown.

What did the sign say on the abandoned nuclear reactor?.

Gone fission

Don't reply to nuclear reactors that say they're ugly.

They're just fission for compliments.

What do you get when you combine an overpass and a nuclear reactor?.

An overreaction. ....**HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAOHMANHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHOOOOOOBOYHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!**

"I threw my neighbor into a nuclear reactor and now he's dead. What should I do?!".

"Barium"