What do sad people drink when they want to get wasted?.
A Despairados.
It hate it when people throw their clocks in the bin.
It's a waste of time.
When do people have unhappy bowel movements?.
On sad-turd-days.
Donald Trump has scheduled a speech at the same time as the Olympics Marathon swimming...
Its always a sad sight to see so many people exposed to rivers of shit and human waste, that's why I have decided to watch the swimmers instead.
Having both a shower and toilet is a waste.
Why have both when I can easily drink from the toilet?
A dialogue between Russians.
-Guys, maybe we should stop drinking.
-We allready did. We're getting wasted now!
When the economy is good, people drink. When the economy is bad, people drink. The moral?.
Invest in alcohol