Three engineers were sitting in a bar talking about God

Three engineers were sitting in a bar talking about God.

The electrical engineer says "God is clearly an electrical engineer. Look at the nervous system! The vast network of nerves and all those neurons firing..."The mechanical engineer jumps in "No, God is obviously a mechanical engineer. What better example of the power of levers than the muscle... read more

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Three engineers were sitting in a bar talking about God.

Three engineers were sitting in a bar talking about God.

The electrical engineer says "God is clearly an electrical engineer. Look at the nervous system! The vast network of nerves and all those neurons firing..."

The mechanical engineer jumps in "No, God is obviously a mechanical engineer. What better example of the power of levers than the muscles, bones, ligaments, and tendons!"

The civil engineer says "You're both wrong. God is a civil engineer. Who else would run a waste disposal line right through a prime recreational area?"

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The engineers were discussing God's profession.

The engineers were discussing God's profession.

The mechanical engineer said, "God must be a mechanical engineer. Look at your joints and muscle connections." The electrical engineer said, "I believe God must be an electrical engineer because your brain, nerves, electrical impulses and shit, just take a look at neurons. No doubt there."Fi... read more

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If God were an engineer...

If God were an engineer...

3 Engineers are sitting at the bar, having a conversation along the lines of "If God were an engineer, what kind of engineer would he be?"

The Mechanical Engineer: "Obviously he was mechanical. Look at the joints, the complex range of motion, the connective tissue. Mechanical Engineer for sure!"

The Electrical Engineer: "No way. Electrical. Look at that brain! All the nerves, neurons, every little electrical impulse that ties it together! Must've been Electrical!

The Civil Engineer: Takes a sip of his drink. "Nope. I can say for a fact that the human body was designed by a Civil Engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreation area?"

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A mechanical, electrical, and civil engineer were discussing God.

A mechanical, electrical, and civil engineer were discussing God.

The mechanical engineer said, “God had to have been a mechanical engineer. Look at the skeleton and how it’s designed.”The electrical engineer said, “No, no, no. God was an electrical engineer. Look at the nervous system and the way it works.”The civil engineer said, “God had to have... read more

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Three engineering students were discussing how God designed the human body.

Three engineering students were discussing how God designed the human body.

The first one says, "God must be a mechanical engineer. Just look at the muscles and joints."The second one says, "No, God is an electrical engineer. See all those neurons."The third one said, "Actually, God is a civil engineer. Who else runs a toxic waste pipeline through a recreati... read more

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Three Engineers.

Three Engineers.

A mechanical engineer, an electrical engineer and a civil engineer are sitting around and talking about God.

The mechanical engineer says, "God is a mechanical engineer. Just look at the human body - a light-weight skeleton with moving parts holding up a massive frame of muscle and fat. God must be a mechanical engineer!"

The electrical engineer disagrees. "No, no. God is an electrical engineer. Just look at the human body - the nerve system routes electrical signals to the brain which is essentially a computer. God must be an electrical engineer!"

The civil engineer disagrees. "No, no. God is a civil engineer. Just look at the human body - only a civil engineer would run a toxic waste pipe through a playground."

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