I bought a ceiling fan the other day

I bought a ceiling fan the other day.

Complete waste of money, he just stands there applauding and saying "Ooh, I love how smooth it is."

I bought a ceiling fan the other day.

Complete waste of money. All he does is stand there applauding and saying he loves how smooth it is.

Why where people looking out the ceiling and yelling?.

They where ceiling fans.

What do you call a person who likes ceilings?.

A ceiling fan

What does a ceiling fan say?.

Go ceiling! You’re number 1!

What noise does a ceiling fan make?.

GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!

I have a friend who has a strange obsession with ceilings.

I guess you could say he's a ceiling fan.