Two whales are sitting at a bar
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Biologists [find a whale washed up on the shore].
How do you get two whales in a car?.
Person 1 - "I hope you realize your wasting my time!"
Two surfer dudes are sitting in church.
I wrote an essay on whales once, but I got a bad mark.
A whale and a wave make a bet. (Just made this up.)
A whale and a wave make a bet. (Just made this up.).
The whale says to the wave, "I bet I could beat in a race to land." The wave agrees, so the whale takes off. He swims so fast, he drives himself ashore. The wave following behind him says " Hah! Beached ya!"
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