Two whales are sitting at a bar

Two whales are sitting at a bar.

The first whale says: "eeeeeooooooohhhhhh mmmmmmuhuuuuuuaaaa clck clck clck clck AAAAuuuuuUuuuuuh!!!"And the second whale replies back: "dude you are WASTED I hope you didn't drive here"

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Biologists [find a whale washed up on the shore].

Biologists [find a whale washed up on the shore].

Biologists [find a whale washed]: it’s a new species, what do we call it?................Bunch o’ surfer dudes walking by: yo! Killer whale dude.....................Biologists[looking at each other]:...

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How do you get two whales in a car?.

How do you get two whales in a car?.

Start in England and drive west.

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Person 1 - "I hope you realize your wasting my time!"

Person 1 - "I hope you realize your wasting my time!"

Person 2 - "Wasting time? Says the person who does Masturbating wars in the boys locker room."

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Two surfer dudes are sitting in church.

Two surfer dudes are sitting in church.

One turns to the other and says, "DUDE! Did you know God has a name?"

"Dude, NO WAY!!!"

"Yahweh!"

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I wrote an essay on whales once, but I got a bad mark.

I wrote an essay on whales once, but I got a bad mark.

Didn't have the proper cetaceans.

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A whale and a wave make a bet. (Just made this up.)

A whale and a wave make a bet. (Just made this up.).

The whale says to the wave, "I bet I could beat in a race to land." The wave agrees, so the whale takes off. He swims so fast, he drives himself ashore. The wave following behind him says " Hah! Beached ya!"

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