A 700kg man has wasted his whole life untying knots

A 700kg man has wasted his whole life untying knots.

He is the world's biggest looser

What is a knot that you can't untie?.

An astro(naut)

Why is Alabama the worlds biggest sandwich?.

Because the whole state is inbred

How do you know your shoe is untied?.

You look down and it's knot.

3 mice are sitting in a bar.

The first mouse says "I am the biggest baddest mouse in the whole world, when I see a mouse trap I run up and eat the food while doing a workout with the bar. I am the biggest, baddest mouse in the whole world."The second mouse says "Thats nothing, when I see D

What is the biggest waste of money?.

A 2020 planner

You know what was the biggest waste of money in 2020?.

I renewed my passport