Having both a shower and toilet is a waste

Having both a shower and toilet is a waste.

Why have both when I can easily drink from the toilet?

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Don't waste toilet paper.

Don't waste toilet paper.

Use both sides.

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In the west, You have a washing machine, a dish-washer, a shower, litter boxes, a toilet & a cemetery.

In the west, You have a washing machine, a dish-washer, a shower, litter boxes, a toilet a cemetery.

But in India: We have the Ganges!

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With toilet paper so scarce lately...

With toilet paper so scarce lately...

it's gone from "shit, shower and shave" to "shit, shower and save"

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Shower thoughts are just toilet thoughts.

Shower thoughts are just toilet thoughts.

butt cleaner

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What does a broken thermometer and AIDS have in common?.

What does a broken thermometer and AIDS have in common?.

They've both wasted Mercury

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What do locking your keys in the car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?.

What do locking your keys in the car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?.

Both are easily fixed with a coat hanger.

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