A tourist in Mexico goes into a bar to get wasted

A tourist in Mexico goes into a bar to get wasted.

It’s his last week on vacation and one of the things on his bucket list to do is basically to drink until he is completely wasted. As the night prolongs, he notices little by little the bar begins to empty. The bartender in his best English that he can muster says to him, “Señor, I think you should ... read more

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