Dave got his wife a French maids costume to get her in the mood but it was a complete waste
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Dave got his wife a French maids costume to get her in the mood but it was a complete waste.
Dave and Joe were best friends.
Dave and Joe were best friends.
Joe and his family went on vacation for about a week, but when he came back, Dave noticed that he was very different, his mood and tendencies had completely changed.This was not the same Joe. The smoking gun was that Joe's eyes were not his usual green, but blue. He flew to J... read more
Read MoreWhen the box with my Halloween costume arrived, it was empty.
When the box with my Halloween costume arrived, it was empty. I called the company and asked where my Maid Marian costume was. “We’re sorry, ma’am. We’ll send your costume tomorrow,” the representative said. “In the meantime, feel free to keep the Lady Godiva costume you got by mistake.”
Read MoreWhenever my mate Dave starts stuttering, I always try and lighten the mood.
Whenever my mate Dave starts stuttering, I always try and lighten the mood.
By pretending to scratch invisible turntables.
Read MoreA woman decides to take her husband, Dave, to a strip club for his birthday.
A woman decides to take her husband, Dave, to a strip club for his birthday.
They arrive at the club and the doorman says,“Hey, Dave! How ya doin’?”His wife is puzzled and asks if he’s been to this club before.“Oh no,” says Dave. “He’s on my bowling team.”When they are seated…A waitress asks Dave if he’d like his usual and brings over ... read more
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