All-u-can-eat seafood buffets are such a waste.
They’re total overkrill.
Why are octopi easily duped when it comes to eating seafood?.
They’re suckers for sushi
I started to work at a seafood buffet...
...but then I pulled a mussel.
I didn't really want to go to the seafood buffet...
...but I just went for the halibut
Did you hear about the wimp at the seafood buffet?.
He tried to pull an oyster from the serving tray, but ended up pulling a mussel.
What do girls and noodles have in common?.
They both wiggle when you eat them.Bonus: by u/kismetpink They’re straight until I get them wetBonus by u/Shaded_Trees: They both go limp after being warmed up
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
