All-u-can-eat seafood buffets are such a waste

All-u-can-eat seafood buffets are such a waste.

They’re total overkrill.

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Why are octopi easily duped when it comes to eating seafood?.

They’re suckers for sushi

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I started to work at a seafood buffet...

I started to work at a seafood buffet...

...but then I pulled a mussel.

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I didn't really want to go to the seafood buffet...

I didn't really want to go to the seafood buffet...

...but I just went for the halibut

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Did you hear about the wimp at the seafood buffet?.

Did you hear about the wimp at the seafood buffet?.

He tried to pull an oyster from the serving tray, but ended up pulling a mussel.

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What do girls and noodles have in common?.

What do girls and noodles have in common?.

They both wiggle when you eat them.Bonus: by u/kismetpink They’re straight until I get them wetBonus by u/Shaded_Trees: They both go limp after being warmed up

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I’m on a seafood diet.

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.

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