A woman in a park called 911. When the police officer arrived at the scene, he saw two men, standing on their hands, dashing towards a line painted on the ground. The police officer was livid at the woman having wasted his time

A woman in a park called 911. When the police officer arrived at the scene, he saw two men, standing on their hands, dashing towards a line painted on the ground. The police officer was livid at the woman having wasted his time.

"This ain't a scene," he said, "it's a goddamn arms race."

A police officer in Newfoundland happens across a gruesome scene on the side of the highway.

A police officer in Newfoundland happens across a gruesome scene on the side of the road.He radios headquarters to send in forensics. He then assesses the scene. It's horrible. He takes out his note pad and starts to record his observations.He approaches the rear of the vehicle ... read more

Police officer calls his sergeant.

Police Officer: Hey Sgt. We are at a murder scene where wife stabbed her husband 10 times because he walked into the kitchen while she was mopping.

Sgt: Is suspect in custody!

Police Officer: No sir, the floor is still wet!!

[LONG] A Police Officer pulls up on the scene of a horrible accident...

A van went off the road and crashed into a tree. Expecting the worst, the officer looks inside and finds a man and woman dead. All of a sudden, he hears a monkey that was inside of the vehicle as well. Surprised, the Officer exclaims, "What the hell is going on here?!"*Reacting, th... read more

So a police officer is called out to the scene where a Mercedes is wrapped around a tree,.

He said "Well, I guess that's the way the Mercedes Benz"

A woman hailed a taxi cab...

he taxi driver, absolutely livid, yells at the officer to go catch her. The officer obliges and chases after her.

The officer chatches up to the woman after 15 min of running. The woman, exhausted, decides to give up and give herself in. "Okay I give up officer, I'll go to the station with you" she says. "What are you talking about?", said the officer, "I don't have any money for the fare either."

Two police officers walk into a crime scene.

They see two people lying dead on the floor. The victims are holding a piece of weed each. Their eyes are red and their skin is dry.

One officer turns to the other and says: "Looks like a joint suicide."