A man stumbles upon a magic lamp with a genie willing to grant him one wish

A man stumbles upon a magic lamp with a genie willing to grant him one wish.

Man: I wish your name was "Burger King".Genie: Wait, what? Why?Man: It's for a joke, trust me.Genie: You'd waste a wish, something with the power to change the cosmos itself, for a joke?Man: Yes. Burger King: Have it your way.

( wendy and Burger king having sex )

burger king: you like that

wendy: im loving it!

(burger king stops):wait what did you just say

Burger King joke.

What does Burger King and my boxers have in common?They are both the Home Of The Whopper.Yes there's a burger down there.That is all.

A guy finds a lamp walking through the desert...

When he rubs the lamp a genie comes out and tells the man he has one wish and whatever he wants it will be done! The guy says to the genie that he is afraid of height and wants a bridge built from California to Hawaii. The genie replies that it would take all of his powers to build that bridge, and is willing to make any other wish come true instead. The man says, I wish to know how to understand women! The genie says, so do you want 2 or 4 lanes on that bridge to Hawaii?

A genie appears in front of a man, and grants him three wishes.

Man: For my first wish, I would like a TV camera to look at during oppurtune moments.

Genie: Granted. Your second wish?

Man: I wish everyone was super gullible.

Genie: Done. And for your final wish?

Man: I wish for updog.

Genie: What's updog?

Man: Not much, how about you? *Looks into camera*

Man asks for an unusual wish.

A man meets a genie and the genie say I'll grant you one wish. The man says i wish I could be u.The genie replies. Weurd wush, bit ull grant ut.

Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?.

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper