3 ducks get arrested and have to go before a judge

3 ducks get arrested and have to go before a judge.

The judge calls on the first duck. “State your name and tell me why you were arrested.”Duck 1: “my name is Quack and I was arrested for blowing bubbles in the park”The judge, a little annoyed, says, “That’s not a crime! You shouldn’t be here. You are free to go. Next!”Duck 2 ... read more

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walks up and the judge says, “State your name and why you were arrested.”

Duck 2: “my name is Quack-Quack and I’m here for blowing bubbles in the park”

The judge, a little more annoyed, says, “That’s not a crime either! You are free to go.”

Now the judge is getting frustrated about his time being wasted so he turns to the third duck and says, “Let me guess, your name is Quack-Quack-Quack and you’re here for blowing bubbles in the park.”

Duck 3: “No sir... my name is Bubbles”

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Three ducks are in court.

The first duck goes up to the judge.

The judge asks, "What's your name"?

The first duck replies, "Quack"

The judge asks, " What did you do, Quack"?

Quack says, "I got caught blowing bubbles at the pond".

The judge sentences Quack to 3 months in jail.

The second duck comes up to the judge and the judge asks him his name.

The second duck says, "Quack Quack".

The judge asked, "What did you do, Quack Quack"?

Quack Quack replied, "I got caught blowing bubbles at the pond too".

The judge sentenced Quack Quack to 3 months.

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The second duck gets on the stand and the judge says the same thing. The duck says "My name is Quack Quack and I got caught for blowing bubbles in the pond." Judge sends him to jail for 3 days

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