An old man is dying and he tells his wife he wants to be buried at sea

An old man is dying and he tells his wife he wants to be buried at sea.

When he passes, his widow decides to ask her sister to go to the beach with her to fulfill her late husbands request. They rent a boat and go out about 100 yards from the shore. The widow's sister asks "is it deep enough yet?". The widow gets in and the water is only up to her waste. She replies... read more

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"Not deep enough, we'll have to go out farther".

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A widow.

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