Heaven or Hell

Heaven or Hell.

While walking down the street one day a corrupt Senator (that may be redundant) was tragically hit by a car and died.His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance."Welcome to heaven," says St.. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom ... read more

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"Gee sir, that's hard."

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