I’m making a belt decorated with herbs

I’m making a belt decorated with herbs.

My friends tell me it’s a waste of thyme

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I was thinking about doing a practical joke involving herbs.

I was thinking about doing a practical joke involving herbs.

But I’m not gonna waste my thyme

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For Sale: Gents trouser belt made of plaited herbs.

For Sale: Gents trouser belt made of plaited herbs.

No thyme waisters, please.

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I spent the afternoon making a belt out of herbs;.

I spent the afternoon making a belt out of herbs;.

What a waist of thyme.

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I went to the farmers market to get some herbs and vegetables.

I went to the farmers market to get some herbs and vegetables.

But when my friends invited me over for some pizza, I figured it was a waste of thyme.

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I've never really got the point of herbs and seasoning...

I've never really got the point of herbs and seasoning...

I just think it's a waste of thyme.

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I spent 2 hours gathering herbs but ended up throwing them out.

I spent 2 hours gathering herbs but ended up throwing them out.

It was a waste of thyme.

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