A Briton, a Frenchman, a Russian and a North Korean . . .
A Briton, a Frenchman, a Russian and a North Korean are standing and staring at a portrait of Adam and Eve . . .
"Look at their calm and reserve," says the Briton. "Surely they must be British!"
"Nonsense," replies the Frenchman, "they are beautiful: surely they must be French!"
"They have no clothes, no shelter, only an apple to eat and are being told this is paradise," says the Russian. "They are Russian."
The group looks expectantly to the North Korean.
"What?" says the North Korean. "They have an apple." Read More