American, Frenchman, and a Russian Desert Genie

American, Frenchman, and a Russian Desert Genie.

I searched and found this one only posted once and I think the punchline lacked compared to the way my Russian processor told it.A Frenchman, an American, and a Russian find themselves lost in the desert with no hope of rescue. One of them spots a glimmer in the distance and they all rush to... read more

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radise. They are Russian."

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Russian version of the guillotine joke (different punchline).

Russian version of the guillotine joke (different punchline).

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A Briton, a Frenchman, a Russian and a North Korean . . .

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"Look at their calm and reserve," says the Briton. "Surely they must be British!"

"Nonsense," replies the Frenchman, "they are beautiful: surely they must be French!"

"They have no clothes, no shelter, only an apple to eat and are being told this is paradise," says the Russian. "They are Russian."

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"What?" says the North Korean. "They have an apple."

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So Queen of Englad was bored and summoned an American, a frenchman and a russian...

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ve them up your arse!"

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The american is stuffing the rifle as hard as he can and keeps crying and laughing, crying and laughing

The queen asks:" why are you alternating between crying laughing?"

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