A man walks down a lonely beach.
p. If you rub it, a genie comes out and grants you one wish".
"Oh, can I try it?" "Of course".
So the man picks up the lamp, rubs it, and a genie comes out.
"Hello, I am the genie in the lamp, and I will grant you one wish!", the genie says. "What is your wish?". The man thinks for a while and then says "I wish for a hundred million dollars!"
The genie replies "Your wish is my command!", and disappears as a hundred million collars starts falling from the sky.
"WHAT THE FUCK!" the man screams. "Is the genie hard of hearing or something?!". "Yeah", the second man says. "Do you think I wished for a twelve inch pianist?" Read More