After i waste my first wish from the genie i decide to do something great..

After i waste my first wish from the genie i decide to do something great...

Genie: you have 2 wishes leftMe: I wish the letter G was the letter P insteadPenie: and your final wish?Me: I wish the e at the end of every word was an s instead.Penis:Ms: nics.

A man walks down a lonely beach.

p. If you rub it, a genie comes out and grants you one wish".

"Oh, can I try it?" "Of course".

So the man picks up the lamp, rubs it, and a genie comes out.

"Hello, I am the genie in the lamp, and I will grant you one wish!", the genie says. "What is your wish?". The man thinks for a while and then says "I wish for a hundred million dollars!"

The genie replies "Your wish is my command!", and disappears as a hundred million collars starts falling from the sky.

"WHAT THE FUCK!" the man screams. "Is the genie hard of hearing or something?!". "Yeah", the second man says. "Do you think I wished for a twelve inch pianist?"

A genie is granting my last wish.

Me: I wish for more-

Genie: No wishing for more wishes.

Me: I wish for more genies

Genie: I will grant you one wish.

Me: I wish for more wishes.

Genie: That wish, I cannot grant.

Me: I wish you'd reconsider.

Genie: I can grant you 3 wishes.

Genie: I can grant you 3 wishes

Man: I wish I was divorced

[poof]

Genie: you have one wish left

Credits : @Boogtweeets

What is the most spiritual letter?.

The letter G

alley way.

So a white man, a black man, and a mexican are walking down an alleyway and one of them accidentally knock over a trashcan and a genie comes out. The genie announces himself as the ratchet genie and grants each man 1 wish.The mexican says "i wish that i and my fellow hispanics can all live p... read more