The media keeps trying to assassinate the character of Donald Trump and I think it is a waste of time..

The media keeps trying to assassinate the character of Donald Trump and I think it is a waste of time...

You can't assassinate what isn't there.

If someone tries to assassinate Trump what will the secret service shout?.

"Donald, duck"

What is the difference between Donald Duck and Donald Trump?.

One is a cartoon character with a hot temper and the other is a duck.

Donald Trump Faked his Death Last Night.

It was only uncovered when the media showed up and reported on the fake noose.

What's the difference between Donald Trump and tumblr.

One's a moronic waste of space with no understanding of how the American political system works, and a borderline fetishistic hatred of Hillary Clinton. The other is Donald Trump

There was just an assassination attempt against Donald Trump...

the terrorists found out that he was going to be appearing with Chris Christy and they replaced his bronzer with BBQ sauce.

Trump Administration blocked CNN, BBC, New York Times, LA Times from media briefing.

Looks like Little Donald needs a safe space...