Mum has always said the linen looks much tidier if towels are folded in half before being curled up..
..I guess that's just how she rolls.
I found a way to make my penis 10 inches long.
Fold it in half
I found a way to make my penis 6 inches long....
Fold it in half.
A common feature of animals born through incest is skin that has been curled up and turned over on itself.
A skeleton walks into a bar.
He says, "I'd like two beers and a roll of paper towels."
I like my pizza how I like my women.
Greasy, folded in half
Chuck Norris discovered how to make his penis 10 foot long. He folded it in half.