As my wife and I lay in bed together, I felt the tension in the air. She then folded her arms and huffed, “You never make the first move
As my wife and I lay in bed together, I felt the tension in the air. She then folded her arms and huffed, “You never make the first move.
“Jesus!” I said as I rolled my eyes. “Every night it’s the same thing.”“Well you don’t!” she moaned. “It’s always me and quite frankly I’m fed up with it. And before you start, it’s nothing to do with you being black.”“It is,” I said.“No, it isn’t,” she said.“You know... read more
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