As my wife and I lay in bed together, I felt the tension in the air. She then folded her arms and huffed, “You never make the first move

As my wife and I lay in bed together, I felt the tension in the air. She then folded her arms and huffed, “You never make the first move.

“Jesus!” I said as I rolled my eyes. “Every night it’s the same thing.”“Well you don’t!” she moaned. “It’s always me and quite frankly I’m fed up with it. And before you start, it’s nothing to do with you being black.”“It is,” I said.“No, it isn’t,” she said.“You know... read more

As my wife and I lay in bed together, I felt the tension in the air. She then folded her arms and huffed, “You never make the first move.

what?” I said as I jumped out of the bed. “You can stick the fcuking chessboard up your ass.”

She huffed, she snorted, she was gasping for air!.

I thought to myself, I really need a new car.

My girlfriend told me she is sick of me quoting movies all the time.

I said quite frankly my dear I don't give a damn

Life is like huffing butane...

first you huff the butane, then you die

Which came first?.

Late one night, a chicken was laying in bed with an egg. The chicken was laying back, smoking a cigarette, and feeling quite pleased with himself. The egg was clearly upset and huffed as she rolled onto her side. As she was pulling the blanket over herself, she said in a very annoyed... read more

Which came first?.

Late one night, a chicken was laying in bed with an egg.

The chicken was laying back, smoking a cigarette, and feeling quite pleased with himself.

The egg was clearly upset and huffed as she rolled onto her side. As she was pulling the blanket over herself, she said in a very annoyed tone of voice...

"Well I guess we finally answered *that* question now didn't we?"