Don't waste toilet paper.
Use both sides.
Having both a shower and toilet is a waste.
Why have both when I can easily drink from the toilet?
Worried about toilet paper shortage?.
Don't worry. You don't have food - you don't need toilet paper.
How do you bake toilet paper?.
Well, I don't know either, I just know how to brown it on one side.
Scientists are such a pain, they need so much expensive equipment. Mathemeticians on the other hand ...
They just need a pencil, a paper and a waste paper basket. Philosophers are even easier, they don't even need the waste paper basket.
What's the difference between 4-layer toilet paper and a liberal arts major?.
You don't find 4-layer toilet paper at McDonalds!
I’ve been ridiculed by both sides for not picking an ideology. The very fact that I can’t clearly define which way I roll seems to enrages people.
I don’t pay attention to how I put the toilet paper on.