Don't waste toilet paper

Don't waste toilet paper.

Use both sides.

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Having both a shower and toilet is a waste.

Having both a shower and toilet is a waste.

Why have both when I can easily drink from the toilet?

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Worried about toilet paper shortage?.

Worried about toilet paper shortage?.

Don't worry. You don't have food - you don't need toilet paper.

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How do you bake toilet paper?.

How do you bake toilet paper?.

Well, I don't know either, I just know how to brown it on one side.

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Scientists are such a pain, they need so much expensive equipment. Mathemeticians on the other hand ...

Scientists are such a pain, they need so much expensive equipment. Mathemeticians on the other hand ...

They just need a pencil, a paper and a waste paper basket. Philosophers are even easier, they don't even need the waste paper basket.

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What's the difference between 4-layer toilet paper and a liberal arts major?.

What's the difference between 4-layer toilet paper and a liberal arts major?.

You don't find 4-layer toilet paper at McDonalds!

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I’ve been ridiculed by both sides for not picking an ideology. The very fact that I can’t clearly define which way I roll seems to enrages people.

I’ve been ridiculed by both sides for not picking an ideology. The very fact that I can’t clearly define which way I roll seems to enrages people.

I don’t pay attention to how I put the toilet paper on.

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