I waste so much time trying to strangle myself for pleasure when I should be being productive

I waste so much time trying to strangle myself for pleasure when I should be being productive.

I wish I'd never got into autoerotic procrastination.

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I'm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.

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I'm great at multitasking!.

I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.

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I watched Die Hard the other day...

I watched Die Hard the other day...

Was disappointed. The movie had *nothing* to do with autoerotic asphyxiation.

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I am starting a support group for guys dealing with Autoerotic Asphyxiation.

I am starting a support group for guys dealing with Autoerotic Asphyxiation.

Our motto is: "Hang in there, we can beat it."

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I bought the book titled "How to beat procrastination" to fix my procrastinating habit.

I bought the book titled "How to beat procrastination" to fix my procrastinating habit.

It's been 5 months already and I haven't opened that book yet.

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My depressed roommate is into autoerotic asphyxiation.

My depressed roommate is into autoerotic asphyxiation.

Every time I see a noose around his head, I don't know if he's coming or going

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