I waste so much time trying to strangle myself for pleasure when I should be being productive.
I wish I'd never got into autoerotic procrastination.
I'm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.
I'm great at multitasking!.
I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.
I watched Die Hard the other day...
Was disappointed. The movie had *nothing* to do with autoerotic asphyxiation.
I am starting a support group for guys dealing with Autoerotic Asphyxiation.
Our motto is: "Hang in there, we can beat it."
I bought the book titled "How to beat procrastination" to fix my procrastinating habit.
It's been 5 months already and I haven't opened that book yet.
My depressed roommate is into autoerotic asphyxiation.
Every time I see a noose around his head, I don't know if he's coming or going