I waste so much time trying to strangle myself for pleasure when I should be being productive
I waste so much time trying to strangle myself for pleasure when I should be being productive.
I wish I'd never got into autoerotic procrastination.
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I'm great at multitasking!.
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I watched Die Hard the other day...
I watched Die Hard the other day...
Was disappointed. The movie had *nothing* to do with autoerotic asphyxiation.
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I bought the book titled "How to beat procrastination" to fix my procrastinating habit.
My depressed roommate is into autoerotic asphyxiation.
My depressed roommate is into autoerotic asphyxiation.
Every time I see a noose around his head, I don't know if he's coming or going
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