A woman finds out that she's pregnant with triplets..

A woman finds out that she's pregnant with triplets...

she then consents to be the test subject for an experiment. A doctor gives her a newly developed pill that is meant to give unborn children super intelligence so they're born with the ability to speak English, think critically, etc.Nine months later, she goes into labor. The doctor who gave ... read more

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A woman, pregnant with triplets, is walking down the street...

A woman, pregnant with triplets, is walking down the street...

...in a very bad part of town. Out of the blue, a car rolls by and opens gunfire on the house behind her. Despite her best efforts, the woman took three bullets to her stomach and was rushed to the hospital. The doctors did everything they could to save the woman and her three unborn childre... read more

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A woman 9 months pregnant with triplets is standing in a bank.

A woman 9 months pregnant with triplets is standing in a bank.

She is waiting in line when a masked gunman storms in and fires blindly hitting the woman three times in the stomach. She survives the bank robbery but goes into labor. She has two girls and a boy. Miraculously she survives and so do the triplets. Causing no issues the doctors decided that surgery o... read more

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A Lady Pregnant with Triplets walks down the street.

A Lady Pregnant with Triplets walks down the street.

A Lady Pregnant with Triplets walks down the street and while passing a store a robber comes running out and shoots her 3 times in the stomach. She is rushed off to hospital and the doctor evaluates the situation and says the babies are fine and he opts not to operate on the kids as she could lose t... read more

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A pregnant woman walks into a bank.

A pregnant woman walks into a bank.

and lines up at the first available teller. Just at that moment the bank gets robbed and she is shot three times in the stomach. She was rushed to the hospital where she was fixed up. As she leaves she asks the doctor about her baby.The doctor says, "Oh! You're going to have triplets. They'r... read more

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What nickname did the Olympians give to the newly ascended god of masturbation.

What nickname did the Olympians give to the newly ascended god of masturbation.

Jerkules

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I thought my unborn baby might have a fever, so I stuck in a thermometer.

I thought my unborn baby might have a fever, so I stuck in a thermometer.

Turns out she was womb-temperature.

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