When there is some wine leftover from communion, it doesn't get wasted..

When there is some wine leftover from communion, it doesn't get wasted...

The vicar does.

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Either it does or it doesn't, don't waste my time.

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A vicar and his wife are walking.

A vicar and his wife are walking.

A posh old vicar and his wife are walking through the village one Sunday afternoon when they see some graffiti with the letters F, U, C, K. "oh Terence what does that mean? " asks the vicars wife. Embarrassed and not wanting to talk about such things with his wife, the vicar tells her that i... read more

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Every Monday afternoon, a Catholic priest and an Anglican vicar meet up at the local pub for a drink and a chat.

Every Monday afternoon, a Catholic priest and an Anglican vicar meet up at the local pub for a drink and a chat.

One day, the vicar doesn't show up, but he DOES show up the next week. The priest asks him why he stood him up."You won't believe this, but someone stole my bicycle! I had to borrow a friend's.""You might be able to find your old one, but how?" the priest wondered. After a minute of t... read more

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Girl I'm wasted, but this condom in my pocket doesn't have to be.

Girl I'm wasted, but this condom in my pocket doesn't have to be.

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Why doesn't Marty McFly drink wine?.

Why doesn't Marty McFly drink wine?.

Too many Tannens.

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A Japanese Catholic boy is asking his mom why he has to pay tithing.

A Japanese Catholic boy is asking his mom why he has to pay tithing.

"What kind of materials would my contribution go towards?"

The mom thinks for a bit, trying to find a basic example. Finally she responds, "Let's take Holy Communion for example; during this service, they offer blessed wine. That blessed wine is paid for by your donations."

The boy replies, "Oh, for Heaven's sake."

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