The husband and his young wife were not on good terms. In fact the wife was convinced that he was carrying on with the pretty housemaid, so she laid a trap

The husband and his young wife were not on good terms. In fact the wife was convinced that he was carrying on with the pretty housemaid, so she laid a trap.

One evening she suddenly sent the maid home for the weekend and didn’t inform the husband.That night when they went to bed, the husband gave the old story,”Excuse me my dear……..my stomach,” and disappeared towards the bathroom.The wife promptly dashed along the corridor, up the back ... read more

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One evening she suddenly sent the maid home for the weekend didn't tell the husband.

That night when they went to bed, the husband gave the old story: Excuse me my dear, my stomach aches, went to the bathroom.

The wife promptly went into the maid's bed. She switched the lights off. When he came in silently, he wasted no time or words but quickly got on top of her...

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The Trap.

The Trap.

A woman was sure that her husband was cheating on her by having an affair with the maid, so she laid down a trap.

One evening, she suddenly sent the maid home and didn't tell her husband.

That night when they went to bed, the husband gave the old story, "Please excuse me my dear, my stomach aches" and went to the bathroom.

The wife promptly went and got into the maid's bed. She switched the lights off. When he came in silently, he wasted no time or words and had his way with her.

When they were finished and both still panting, the wife said, "Well my dear, you didn't expect to find me in this bed, did you?" And turned on the light.

"Absolutely not!", said her son.

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The husband and his young wife were not on good terms. In fact the wife was convinced that he was carrying on with the pretty housemaid, so she laid a trap.

The husband and his young wife were not on good terms. In fact the wife was convinced that he was carrying on with the pretty housemaid, so she laid a trap.

stairs and into the maid’s bed.

She just had time to switch the lights off when in he came in silently……….

He wasted no time or words but quickly took out his dick, got on top of her and fcuked her like there was no tomorrow.When he finished and while he was still panting, the wife said You didn’t fcuking expect to find me in this bed did you!!” and switched on the light.

“No madam”, said the gardener.

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Mrs Paki: "Who told you that?"

Maid: "Your husband did. The second reason is that I clean better than you do."

Mrs. Paki: "Who told you that?"

Maid: "Your husband did. The final reason is that I am better in bed than you are."

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The wife now got even more furious.

"And who said that?!"

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The maid shook her head.

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