The husband and his young wife were not on good terms. In fact the wife was convinced that he was carrying on with the pretty housemaid, so she laid a trap

The husband and his young wife were not on good terms. In fact the wife was convinced that he was carrying on with the pretty housemaid, so she laid a trap.

One evening she suddenly sent the maid home for the weekend and didn’t inform the husband.That night when they went to bed, the husband gave the old story,”Excuse me my dear……..my stomach,” and disappeared towards the bathroom.The wife promptly dashed along the corridor, up the back ... read more

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A woman was sure that her husband was cheating on her...

A woman was sure that her husband was cheating on her...

and having an affair with the maid. So she laid down a trap.

One evening she suddenly sent the maid home for the weekend didn't tell the husband.

That night when they went to bed, the husband gave the old story: Excuse me my dear, my stomach aches, went to the bathroom.

The wife promptly went into the maid's bed. She switched the lights off. When he came in silently, he wasted no time or words but quickly got on top of her...

When he finished was still panting, the wife said: You didn't expect to find me in this bed, did you? And then she switched on the light...

No madam, said the gardener…

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The Trap.

The Trap.

A woman was sure that her husband was cheating on her by having an affair with the maid, so she laid down a trap.

One evening, she suddenly sent the maid home and didn't tell her husband.

That night when they went to bed, the husband gave the old story, "Please excuse me my dear, my stomach aches" and went to the bathroom.

The wife promptly went and got into the maid's bed. She switched the lights off. When he came in silently, he wasted no time or words and had his way with her.

When they were finished and both still panting, the wife said, "Well my dear, you didn't expect to find me in this bed, did you?" And turned on the light.

"Absolutely not!", said her son.

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A husband calls his wife from his office, and the maid picks up...

A husband calls his wife from his office, and the maid picks up...

The husband ask, "Hello, is my wife around?"

The maid responds with, "No, sir, she's upstairs with her boyfriend."

The husband, completely enraged, orders the maid to kill both his wife and her boyfriend.

Wen the maid returns, she asks what she should do with the bodies. The husband instructs her to simply toss the bodies in the pool.

Silence comes from the other end, and after a few seconds, the maid says, "Pool, sir?"

The husband looks down at his phone and says, "This isn't 229-6342, is it?"

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The maid has just asked for a raise

The maid has just asked for a raise

Pakistani housewife: "Why do you think you deserve a raise?"

Maid: "I have three reasons. The first is that I cook better than you."

Mrs Paki: "Who told you that?"

Maid: "Your husband did. The second reason is that I clean better than you do."

Mrs. Paki: "Who told you that?"

Maid: "Your husband did. The final reason is that I am better in bed than you are."

Pakistani wife: "I suppose my husband said that too?!"

Maid: "No, the gardener."

Mrs. Paki: "How much do you want?"

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A Spanish maid begins to argue with her employer's wife to give her a raise.

A Spanish maid begins to argue with her employer's wife to give her a raise.

the wife responds, "What is the second reason?"

"Second, I cook better than you."

The wife now got even more furious.

"And who said that?!"

"Your husband."

Understandably, the wife is infuriated and demands, "What is the last reason then!?"

The maid smiles gently. "Lastly, I am much better at sex than you."

"WHO SAYS THAT? MY HUSBAND?!"

The maid shook her head.

"No, it was the gardener."

This made the wife freeze. She quickly got out her checkbook.

"So...how much did you want that raise to be?"

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[Long] Never act "Too Smart".

[Long] Never act "Too Smart".

Wife was so sure that her husband was cheating on her with the maid. So she planned and sent the maid off early that day and soon the night fell, The wife and her husband were in the bedroom trying to get some sleep while she waits cautiously for his actions.As she expected, he gives the sam... read more

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