I always feel bad for the kids in africa when I waste water..
And when I leave the oven on, I feel bad for the jews.
What was so bad about being a black Jew in 1940's?.
You had to sit in the back of the oven.
Nazi general: " Soldier, why did you put a American in the oven before the 9 Jews?".
" Sir, I was greasing the oven!"
What's the difference between a pizza and a jew?
A jew doesn't scream when it's in the oven.
I hit Chewbacca with my car, and killed him. I feel bad, but I didn't want the meat to go to waste, so I cooked it.
It was chewy.
Why was the jew jealous of the pizza?
Because it came out of the oven
What do ovens and oranges have in common?.
Jews ^^^^^get ^^^^^it? ^^^^^orange ^^^^^jews? ^^^^^I'll ^^^^^show ^^^^^myself ^^^^^out ^^^^^now