Son: "This rubber ball is awesome!".
Dad: "If only I knew how awesome rubber was when I was younger, I wouldn't have to waste my money on these useless toys."
What's the difference between a 4 year girl and a 40 year old woman?.
A 4 year old's favourite toy is a rubber body without any genitals. A 40 year old's favourite toy is a rubber genital without any body.
What does bungee jumping and shagging a hooker have in common?....awesome at first but if the rubber snaps your f*cked!
Toys R Us black friday deals suck this year, don't waste your time...
Why wouldn't the lobster share his toys?.
Because he was... shellfish.
Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?.
Because he is a little shellfish.
A child gets a toy Ferrari stuck in his belly button...
... it wouldn't be a problem if it was an Audi.