Heaven’s been getting pretty packed lately..

Heaven’s been getting pretty packed lately...

Heaven’s been getting pretty packed lately, so God came up with a solution to this. Everyone who died and goes to heaven must first get an interview with an angel, who would decide if their death was noble or not. If it was, they would be let inside, otherwise they would be sent to purgatory.... read more

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Three blondes die and go to Heaven.

Three blondes die and go to Heaven.

Stop laughing, that's not the whole joke.They're standing outside the Pearly Gates when St. Peter comes out and says, "Welcome to Heaven. We've been having some problems with break-ins lately, so I just need you to answer one simple question, and you can get in to Heaven. What is Easter?"... read more

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So we have Stairway to Heaven and Highway to Hell...

So we have Stairway to Heaven and Highway to Hell...

...and yet no Carpool to Purgatory

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A blonde, a brunette and a ginger all die and go to heaven.

A blonde, a brunette and a ginger all die and go to heaven.

e blonde gets to step 499 when god says “congratulations on making it this far, only one more to go” only to laugh before the joke is told

“Why did you laugh? I hadn’t told the joke” god says

“I only got the first one now!”

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A blonde, a brunette and a ginger all die and go to heaven.

A blonde, a brunette and a ginger all die and go to heaven.

God says “in front of you is 500 steps, for each step I will tell you a joke, if you laugh you will be sent to purgatory, but if you don’t, you will enter heaven”At step 150 the ginger laughs and is sent to purgatory At step 350 the brunette laughs and is sent to purgatory Th... read more

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A Scientist, Mathematician, and an Idiot are in a car. Crashing into a tree, all three die. They are sent to purgatory, where the Devil is waiting.

A Scientist, Mathematician, and an Idiot are in a car. Crashing into a tree, all three die. They are sent to purgatory, where the Devil is waiting.

(Of course, the idiot was driving)"Unfortunately, since heaven is quite full at the moment, I am only going to allow one of you in," the Devil says. "Whoever can ask me a question that I cannot answer correctly will be admitted into heaven. The rest will go to hell."So the scientist ... read more

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There was a huge earthquake at the Christian Brothers' Monastery, which was destroyed...

There was a huge earthquake at the Christian Brothers' Monastery, which was destroyed...

wn to Purgatory to atone for that before you can enter Heaven. Oh, and take that deaf bastard with you!”

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