Don't waste time brushing your teeth when you are young.
Simply put your dentures in the dishwasher when you're older.
TIL the tooth brush was invented in Kentucky...
Anywhere else and it would be called a teeth brush.
You brush your teeth at night to keep your teeth...
You brush them in the morning to keep your friends.Credit of this joke goes to my dental hygienist
I hate having to brush my teeth in the morning.
I must be the only person in the world with hairy teeth.
Cleaning with kids in the house is like brushing your teeth with Oreos.
Always remember to brush your teeth everybody.
Wait this is the UK
What does the Night's King brush his teeth with?.
Wightening toothpaste.
