Did you hear about the creator of Arm & Hammer?

Did you hear about the creator of Arm Hammer?.

He used to be armed and hammered, but he really cleaned up his act.

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But due to the distance, Jacob couldn't hear. So Alex got an idea, he'd just act out what he wanted.

So he looks at Jacob and points to him, then he points back to himself, then he acts out hitting a nail with a hammer.

Jacob, understanding what Alex need gave him a thumbs up, then he unbuckled his trousers and started jerking off.

Outraged and sick of Jacobs shit, Alex climbs down to the ground floor and starts yelling at him.

"ALL I ASKED FOR IS A FUCKING HAMMER, AND YOU'RE DOWN HERE JERKING OFF?"

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"Oh my bad Alex, I was just acting out that I was coming"

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[dirty one] One day this carpenter had a accident at work where he lost his arm.

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Luckily his brother worked with robotics.. and gave him a voice response robotic arm to help him out.After a few week the carpenter went back to work and began with simple commands.*'Hammer!' The arm reacted and started hammering nails never missing a nail.**'Saw!' The arm re... read more

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