An old Jewish man dies and goes to haven

An old Jewish man dies and goes to haven.

An angel informs him that all those who lived a long and virtuous life and still believe in the creator get an audience with the Heavenly Father himself. The man proudly says “I do” and he gets to meet God for 5 minutes.He does not want to God to hear the same tired questions that he is sur... read more

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